Disclaimer: The following story is a fiction work written by me. Any resemblance to the real world is just a coincidence. + I used to spend a lot of time filling out weird forms online to discover things about myself. The fact is that we are never sure about who we are because our perceptions generally are blended with our desires. I have tried recently to fill out a form to discover if I am a wolf, a fox, and other animals listed there that I can't quite remember. I started to answer, question after question until I noticed the ads floating around and that really annoyed me. I felt disturbed by the inconvenience of the ads being there. I know that ads are necessary for business maintenance but I still hate them. I would love it if the ads were spread gently with some air to breathe. Now I am unsure if I don't have the patience to deal with these weird quizzes or if I just got tired of ads. Probably both. Ads must be cookable to be edible. - Photo by Thomas Lefebvre